“I just want a green shirt that doesn’t suck…”

Oh good. You found us.

💘 Is This You?

We've all that one friend who does this everytime. This is their shirt! (or yours?)

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🔥 Every Single Time...

Why do they do this? Why do you do this? Just go out and have a good time! No need for ex drama is there. :)

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👍 Without Fail...

You know it's going to happen, you say "not this time, I'm going to be careful", but yep it happens anyway.

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🍀 Why Buy From Us?

  • 🧊 It Breaks the Ice

    St. Patrick’s Day is basically a socially acceptable excuse to talk to strangers.

    Our shirts do the hard part for you.

    Someone reads it.

    They laugh.

    Boom. Conversation started.

    No awkward openers.

    No “soooo… busy tonight?”

    Just instant vibes.

  • 📸 Perfect for Pics

    You already know the photos are coming.

    Group shots.

    Bar selfies.

    “Tag yourself” chaos the next morning.

    A funny shirt makes the picture 10x better.

    And when it pops up in your memories next year?

    Still legendary.

  • 🍀 You Can’t NOT Wear Green

    It’s the one day a year where green isn’t optional.

    No green?

    You get pinched.

    Judged.

    Possibly disowned by your Irish friend.

    If you’re going to wear green anyway…

    You might as well wear the funniest shirt in the room.

🍻 Because Regret Is Inevitable. Your Outfit Doesn’t Have To Be.


Let’s be honest… you might text your ex, attempt Irish dancing, and eat something fluorescent at 1:30am that part is basically unavoidable. But waking up the next morning and realizing you wore a boring, last-minute gas station shirt? That’s preventable. At least when the group photos surface, you’ll look like you planned your chaos responsibly dress smart, party questionable, balance. 🍀

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😂 If you’re going to make questionable decisions…

At least make one excellent one first. 🍀🍻
(Get one of these or buy for your whole group!)